tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-82693214251570366132024-03-14T08:17:34.600+08:00Blog of Emails CollectionThis blog contains collection of emails that I've got in my inbox. There may some posting that you have read before. Anyway, just enjoy reading it again... :DUnknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger75125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8269321425157036613.post-35663873402483650132014-10-10T04:59:00.000+08:002014-10-10T04:22:05.523+08:00From: mr zoabHi Blogger
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<br>mr zoabUnknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8269321425157036613.post-84136657040541842932010-03-31T09:15:00.001+08:002010-03-31T09:15:53.489+08:00The Corporate Language<font class="Apple-style-span" color="#009900"><b>"We will do it"</b></font><b><br><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: normal;">means</span><br></b><font class="Apple-style-span" color="#990000"><b>"You will do it"</b></font><b><br> <br></b><font class="Apple-style-span" color="#009900"><b>"You have done a great job"</b></font><b><br><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: normal;">means</span><br></b><font class="Apple-style-span" color="#990000"><b>"More work to be given to you"</b></font><b><br> <br></b><font class="Apple-style-span" color="#009900"><b>"We are working on it"</b></font><b><br><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: normal;">means</span><br></b><font class="Apple-style-span" color="#990000"><b>"We have not yet started working on the same"</b></font><b><br> <br></b><font class="Apple-style-span" color="#009900"><b>"Tomorrow first thing in the morning"</b></font><b><br><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: normal;">means</span><br></b><font class="Apple-style-span" color="#990000"><b>"Its not getting done... At least not tomorrow !".</b></font><b><br> <br></b><font class="Apple-style-span" color="#009900"><b>"After discussion we will decide - I am very open to views"</b></font><b><br><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: normal;">means</span><br> </b><font class="Apple-style-span" color="#990000"><b>"I have already decided, I will tell you what to do"</b></font><b><br><br></b><font class="Apple-style-span" color="#009900"><b>"There was a slight miscommunication"</b></font><b><br> <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: normal;">means</span><br></b><font class="Apple-style-span" color="#990000"><b>"We had actually lied"</b></font><b><br><br></b><font class="Apple-style-span" color="#009900"><b>"Lets call a meeting and discuss"</b></font><b><br> <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: normal;">means</span><br></b><font class="Apple-style-span" color="#990000"><b>"I have no time now, will talk later"</b></font><b><br><br></b><font class="Apple-style-span" color="#009900"><b>"We can always do it"</b></font><b><br> <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: normal;">means</span><br></b><font class="Apple-style-span" color="#990000"><b>"We actually cannot do the same on time"</b></font><b><br><br></b><font class="Apple-style-span" color="#009900"><b>"We are on the right track but there needs to be a slight extension of the deadline"</b></font><b><br> <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: normal;">means</span><br></b><font class="Apple-style-span" color="#990000"><b>"The project is screwed up, we cannot deliver on time."</b></font><b><br><br></b><font class="Apple-style-span" color="#009900"><b>"We had slight differences of opinion"</b></font><b><br> <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: normal;">means</span><br></b><font class="Apple-style-span" color="#990000"><b>"We had actually fought"</b></font><b><br><br></b><font class="Apple-style-span" color="#009900"><b>"Make a list of the work that you do and let's see how I can help you"</b></font><b><br> <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: normal;">means</span><br></b><font class="Apple-style-span" color="#990000"><b>"Anyway you have to find a way out no help from me"</b></font><b><br><br></b><font class="Apple-style-span" color="#009900"><b>"You should have told me earlier"</b></font><b><br> <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: normal;">means</span><br></b><font class="Apple-style-span" color="#990000"><b>"Well even if you told me earlier that would have made hardly any difference!"</b></font><b><br> <br></b><font class="Apple-style-span" color="#009900"><b>"We need to find out the real reason"</b></font><b><br><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: normal;">means</span><br></b><font class="Apple-style-span" color="#990000"><b>"Well I will tell you where your fault is"</b></font><b><br> <br></b><font class="Apple-style-span" color="#009900"><b>"Well... family is important, your leave is always granted. Just ensure that the work is not affected"</b></font><b><br><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: normal;">means</span><br> </b><font class="Apple-style-span" color="#990000"><b>"Well you know..."</b></font><b><br><br></b><font class="Apple-style-span" color="#009900"><b>"We are a team"</b></font><b><br><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: normal;">means</span><br> </b><font class="Apple-style-span" color="#990000"><b>"I am not the only one to be blamed"</b></font><b><br><br></b><font class="Apple-style-span" color="#009900"><b>"That's actually a good question"</b></font><b><br> <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: normal;">means</span><br></b><font class="Apple-style-span" color="#990000"><b>"I do not know anything about it"</b></font><b><br><br></b><font class="Apple-style-span" color="#009900"><b>"All the Best"</b></font><b><br> <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: normal;">means</span><br></b><font class="Apple-style-span" color="#990000"><b>"You are in trouble"</b></font><br> Unknownnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8269321425157036613.post-34320049200206636122010-03-08T14:07:00.000+08:002010-03-08T14:08:02.449+08:00Amazing Facts1. Apples, not caffeine, are more efficient at waking you up in the morning.<br><br>2. Alfred Hitchcock didn't have a belly button.<br><br>3. A pack-a-day smoker will lose approximately 2 teeth every 10 years.<br><br>4. People do not get sick from cold weather; it's from being indoors a lot more.<br> <br>5. When you sneeze, all bodily functions stop, even your heart!<br><br>6. Only 7 per cent of the population are lefties.<br><br>7. Forty people are sent to the hospital for dog bites every minute.<br><br>8. Babies are born without kneecaps. They don't appear until they are 2-6 years old.<br> <br>9. The average person over 50 will have spent 5 years waiting in lines.<br><br>10. The toothbrush was invented in 1498.<br><br>11. The average housefly lives for one month.<br><br>12. 40,000 Americans are injured by toilets each year.<br> <br>13. A coat hanger is 44 inches long when straightened.<br><br>14. The average computer user blinks 7 times a minute.<br><br>15. Your feet are bigger in the afternoon than any other time of day.<br><br>16. Most of us have eaten a spider in our sleep.<br> <br>17. The REAL reason ostriches stick their head in the sand is to search for water.<br><br>18. The only two animals that can see behind themselves without turning their heads are the <br>rabbit and the parrot.<br><br>19. John Travolta turned down the starring roles in "An Officer and a Gentleman" and "Tootsie."<br> <br>20. Michael Jackson owns the rights to the South Carolina State Anthem.<br><br>21. Most television commercials advertising milk, a mixture of white paint and a little thinner is used in place of the milk.<br><br>22. Prince Charles and Prince William NEVER travel on the same airplane, just in case there is a crash.<br> <br>23. The first Harley Davidson motorcycle built in 1903 used a tomato can for a carburetor.<br><br>24. Most hospitals make money by selling the umbilical cords cut from women who give birth. They are used in vein transplant surgery.<br> <br>25. Humphrey Bogart was related to Princess Diana. They were 7th cousins.<br><br>26. If coloring weren't added to Coca-Cola, it would be green. Would it then be called Greenola?<br><br> Unknownnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8269321425157036613.post-79956835549590091992010-03-02T16:18:00.001+08:002010-03-02T16:18:25.498+08:00Correct Timing to Drink Water<b><br><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);">Two glasses of water</span> - <span style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);">After waking up</span> - <span style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">Helps activate internal organs</span><br><br><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);">One glass of water</span> - <span style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);">30 minutes before meal</span> - <span style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">Help digestion</span><br> <br style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);">One glass of water</span> - <span style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);">Before taking a bath</span> - <span style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">Helps lower blood pressure</span><br> <br><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);">One glass of water</span> - <span style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);">Before sleep</span> - <span style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">To avoid stroke or heart attack</span></b> Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8269321425157036613.post-6077236213190563322010-03-02T11:53:00.001+08:002010-03-02T11:53:37.809+08:00How Much Is A Trillion Dollars?Click image to view original size...<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c350/mrzoab/Email/100.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px;" src="http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c350/mrzoab/Email/100.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c350/mrzoab/Email/1000000.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px;" src="http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c350/mrzoab/Email/1000000.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c350/mrzoab/Email/1000000000.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px;" src="http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c350/mrzoab/Email/1000000000.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c350/mrzoab/Email/1000000000000.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px;" src="http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c350/mrzoab/Email/1000000000000.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8269321425157036613.post-88457271368059823882010-01-19T12:30:00.001+08:002010-01-19T12:30:47.705+08:0010 Reasons Why Exercise is Good for Your WeightA recent Time magazine article, "Why Exercise Won't Make You Thin," is misleading at best. Exercise is critical to losing weight and maintaining a healthy weight, especially when paired with healthy eating habits. Countless studies, numerous experts who study exercise, and the millions of people who have lost weight all attest to the fact that working out works.<br> <br><br><b><span style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);">1. Exercise zaps belly fat</span></b><br>Regular moderate to high intensity aerobic exercise has the greatest impact on reducing abdominal fat -- the dangerous fat that increases your risk of diabetes and heart disease.<br> <br><b style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);">2. Exercise controls calories</b><br>You need to burn more calories than you consume in order to lose weight. Regular exercise uses up excess calories that would otherwise be stored as fat.<br> <br><b style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);">3. Exercise keeps lost pounds MIA</b><br>Ninety percent of people who have successfully lost weight and kept it off for a year do about an hour of physical activity a day.<br><br><b style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);">4. Exercise boosts metabolism</b><br> You'll lose fat when you diet without exercising, but you'll also lose muscle, which means you'll burn fewer calories. The more muscle you have, the higher your metabolism and the more calories you'll burn.<br> <br><b style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);">5. Exercise does more than the scale shows</b><br>If you gain 3 pounds of lean muscle and lose 4 pounds of fat, you've actually experienced a 7-pound improvement in your body condition, despite the scale only showing 1 pound of weight loss..<br> <br><b style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);">6. Exercise curbs emotional eating</b><br>Working out has been proven time and time again to help regulate mood, which has a direct effect on people who eat when they're stressed or upset.<br> <br><b style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);">7. Exercise creates a healthy chain reaction</b><br>Healthy habits tend to cluster together.. When people make positive changes, like getting more exercise, they tend to work on other health improvements as well, such as eating better.<br> <br><b style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);">8. Exercise brings on the fun</b><br>Rock-climbing is more exciting than eating a celery stick. That's why it's sometimes easier to be active to stay slim than to maintain a strict diet.<br> <br><b style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);">9. Exercise stops hunger</b><br>People who exercise and diet are actually less hungry than those who only diet, according to at least one study. <br><br><b style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);">10. Exercise ups energy</b><br> Regular physical activity increases stamina by boosting your body's production of energy-promoting neurotransmitters. That gives you even more motivation to get moving and shed pounds. Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8269321425157036613.post-67901119670838460772010-01-06T09:11:00.001+08:002010-01-06T09:11:53.663+08:00Handbook 2010.<b style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);">Health:</b><br>01. Drink plenty of water.<br>02. Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince and dinner like a beggar.<br>03. Eat more foods that grow on trees and plants and eat less food that is manufactured in plants.<br> 04. Live with the 3 E's -- Energy, Enthusiasm, and Empathy.<br>05. Make time for prayer.<br>06. Play more games.<br>07. Read more books than you did in 2009.<br>08. Sit in silence for at least 10 minutes each day.<br> 09. Sleep for 7 hours.<br>10. Take a 10-30 minutes walk every day. And while you walk, smile.<br><br><b style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);">Personality:</b><br>11. Don't compare your life to others'. You have no idea what their journey is all about.<br> 12. Don't have negative thoughts or things you cannot control. Instead invest your energy in the positive present moment.<br>13. Don't over do. Keep your limits.<br>14. Don't take yourself so seriously. No one else does.<br> 15. Don't waste your precious energy on gossip.<br>16. Dream more while you are awake.<br>17. Envy is a waste of time. You already have all you need.<br>18. Forget issues of the past. Don't remind your partner with his/her mistakes of the past. That will ruin your present happiness.<br> 19. Life is too short to waste time hating anyone. Don't hate others.<br>20. Make peace with your past so it won't spoil the present.<br>21. No one is in charge of your happiness except you.<br>22. Realize that life is a school and you are here to learn. Problems are simply part of the curriculum that appear and fade away like algebra class but the lessons you learn will last a lifetime.<br> 23. Smile and laugh more.<br>24. You don't have to win every argument. Agree to disagree.<br><br><br><b style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);">Society:</b><br>25. Call your family often.<br>26. Each day give something good to others.<br> 27. Forgive everyone for everything.<br>28. Spend time with people over the age of 70 & under the age of 6.<br>29. Try to make at least three people smile each day.<br>30. What other people think of you is none of your business.<br> 31. Your job won't take care of you when you are sick. Your family and friends will. Stay in touch.<br><br><b style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);">Life:</b><br>32. Do the right thing!<br>33. Always speak the truth even if it leads to your death.<br> 34. GOD heals everything.<br>35. However good or bad a situation is, it will change.<br>36. No matter how you feel, get up, dress up and show up.<br>37. The best is yet to come.<br>38. When you awake alive in the morning, thank GOD for it.<br> 39. Your Inner most is always happy. So, be happy.<br><br><b style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);">Last but not the least:</b><br>40. 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But as wonderful as you are, every so often you do something that makes us want to jump out the nearest window (or push you out first). Please, please, don't ever…<br><br><b>1. Offer to "babysit" your own kids</b>. When your 16-year-old neighbor does it, it's called babysitting. When a parent does it, it's called child care, and it lasts for at least 18 years. Get it?<br> <br><b>2. Imply that office work is harder than housework</b>. At the end of a hard day, there may be smoke coming out of your ears, but let's face it: You've basically been sitting on your butt. That same smoke is coming out of our ears too—but we've cleaned the house, shuttled the kids around, run errands all over town and lugged grocery bags besides. When we say we're exhausted, we are exhausted.<br> <br><b>3. Give a home appliance as a gift</b>. Forgive us if we can't work it up for this one. A new washing machine? Really? Can we get you some new snow tires?<br><br><b>4. Buy us the "cougar" perfume</b>. Under our crew-neck sweaters may beat the heart of an untamed vixen—but most of us don't want to smell like one. (Nice try, though.)<br> <br><b>5. Brag about your driving</b>. This is supposed to let us know that ours isn't so great. If my husband tells me one more time that he's been "accident-free since 1978," I'm going to reach over, grab the wheel and make the car swerve into something, just to shut him up.<br> <br><b>6. Be unimpressed by a meal that took a lot of time and trouble</b>. I don't know whose fault this is (Food Network? Julie and Julia?), but every so often we get the idea that it would be fun to make stock and spend the day basting. If the result is less than earth-shattering, say something nice anyway.<br> <br><b>7. Buy clothes without trying them on</b>. We know that the second you get into a department store you start to feel faint, but do us a favor and take the extra five minutes. Otherwise, you know who gets stuck with the returns?<br> <br><b>8. Know it all, especially in public</b>. Oh, honey. While you're going on at length about whatever it is, we're taking the temperature of the room, and we know everyone's starting to fidget.<br><br><b>9. Say anything remotely critical about our new haircut</b>. Sometimes getting a new cut goes well; sometimes it doesn't. Usually we know the difference. Don't rub it in.<br> <br><b>10. Expect a medal for doing a little housework</b>. Umm…it's your house too, right? For now, we'll give you the bronze. Maybe someday, if you work hard enough, you can pick up a gold.<br><br><img style="border: medium none ; position: absolute; z-index: 2147483647; opacity: 0.6; display: none;" src="data:image/png;base64,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%3D" id="myFxSearchImg" height="24" width="24"> Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8269321425157036613.post-17358914169092563202009-12-23T09:17:00.000+08:002009-12-23T09:18:00.907+08:00Meaning Of Cars<b><span style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);">BMW</span></b>: Brings Me Women.<br><br><b><span style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);">FIAT</span></b>: Failure in Italian Automotive Technology.<br><br><b><span style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);">FORD</span></b>: For Only Rough Drivers.<br> <br><b><span style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);">HYUNDAI</span></b>: Hope You Understand Nothing's Drivable And Inexpensive.<br><br><b><span style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);">VOLVO</span></b>: Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object.<br> <br><b style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);">PORSCHE</b>: Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything.<br><br><b><span style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);">KIA</span></b>: Kills In Accidents<br><br><b><span style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);">OPEL</span></b>: Old People Enjoying Life<br> <br><b><span style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);">TOYOTA</span></b>: The One You Only Trust, Always.<br><br><b><span style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);">GOLF/GTI</span></b>: Girls Only Love Fun / Get Them Inside<br><br><b><span style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);">HONDA</span></b>: Hanged Over, Now Driving Away.<br> <img style="border: medium none ; position: absolute; z-index: 2147483647; opacity: 0.6; display: none;" src="data:image/png;base64,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%3D" id="myFxSearchImg" height="24" width="24"> Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8269321425157036613.post-24697994209932678482009-12-22T09:20:00.001+08:002009-12-22T09:20:05.819+08:00How Smart Is Your Right Foot?This is hysterical. You have to try this. It is absolutely true. I guess there are some things that the brain cannot handle..<br><br>You have to try this please, it takes 2 seconds. I could not believe this! It is from an orthopaedic surgeon…………<br> <br>This will confuse your mind and you will keep trying over and over again to see if you can outsmart your foot, but you can't. It is pre-programmed in your brain!<br><br>1. While sitting at your desk in front of your computer,lift your right foot off the floor and make clockwise circles.<br> <br>2. Now, while doing this, draw the number '6′ in the air with your right hand. Your foot will change direction.<br><br>I told you so! And there's nothing you can do about it! You and I both know how stupid it is, but before the day is done you are going to try it again, if you've not already done so.<br> <br>Tell your friends to frustrate them too.<br><br> Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8269321425157036613.post-28128697378472314952009-12-08T08:36:00.001+08:002009-12-08T10:03:05.072+08:00Toyota Hybrid AdsFunny commercial. Can you do multiple jobs at the same time? :D<br /><br /><br /><object width="480" height="295"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/NmmdeQDzc8M&hl=en_US&fs=1&rel=0&color1=0x2b405b&color2=0x6b8ab6"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/NmmdeQDzc8M&hl=en_US&fs=1&rel=0&color1=0x2b405b&color2=0x6b8ab6" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="295"></embed></object>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8269321425157036613.post-36530321257934249422009-10-28T09:24:00.001+08:002009-10-28T09:24:53.773+08:00Don't Work Too Hard<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c350/mrzoab/Email/worker.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px;" src="http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c350/mrzoab/Email/worker.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8269321425157036613.post-22312899967782618792009-10-05T09:03:00.001+08:002009-10-05T09:03:14.077+08:00Keyboard ShortcutsRemember these keys when your mouse is not working this is very helpful.<br><br><b>General keyboard shortcuts</b><br><br>* CTRL+C (Copy)<br>* CTRL+X (Cut)<br>* CTRL+V (Paste)<br>* CTRL+Z (Undo)<br>* DELETE (Delete)<br>* SHIFT+DELETE (Delete the selected item permanently without placing the item in the Recycle Bin)<br> * CTRL while dragging an item (Copy the selected item)<br>* CTRL+SHIFT while dragging an item (Create a shortcut to the selected item)<br>* F2 key (Rename the selected item)<br>* CTRL+RIGHT ARROW (Move the insertion point to the beginning of the next word)<br> * CTRL+LEFT ARROW (Move the insertion point to the beginning of the previous word)<br>* CTRL+DOWN ARROW (Move the insertion point to the beginning of the next paragraph)<br>* CTRL+UP ARROW (Move the insertion point to the beginning of the previous paragraph)<br> * CTRL+SHIFT with any of the arrow keys (Highlight a block of text)<br>* SHIFT with any of the arrow keys (Select more than one item in a window or on the desktop, or select text in a document)<br>* CTRL+A (Select all)<br> * F3 key (Search for a file or a folder)<br>* ALT+ENTER (View the properties for the selected item)<br>* ALT+F4 (Close the active item, or quit the active program)<br>* ALT+ENTER (Display the properties of the selected object)<br> * ALT+SPACEBAR (Open the shortcut menu for the active window)<br>* CTRL+F4 (Close the active document in programs that enable you to have multiple documents open simultaneously)<br>* ALT+TAB (Switch between the open items)<br> * ALT+ESC (Cycle through items in the order that they had been opened)<br>* F6 key (Cycle through the screen elements in a window or on the desktop)<br>* F4 key (Display the Address bar list in My Computer or Windows Explorer)<br> * SHIFT+F10 (Display the shortcut menu for the selected item)<br>* ALT+SPACEBAR (Display the System menu for the active window)<br>* CTRL+ESC (Display the Start menu)<br>* ALT+Underlined letter in a menu name (Display the corresponding menu)<br> * Underlined letter in a command name on an open menu (Perform the corresponding command)<br>* F10 key (Activate the menu bar in the active program)<br>* RIGHT ARROW (Open the next menu to the right, or open a submenu)<br> * LEFT ARROW (Open the next menu to the left, or close a submenu)<br>* F5 key (Update the active window)<br>* BACKSPACE (View the folder one level up in My Computer or Windows Explorer)<br>* ESC (Cancel the current task)<br> * SHIFT when you insert a CD-ROM into the CD-ROM drive (Prevent the CD-ROM from automatically playing)<br>* CTRL+SHIFT+ESC (Open Task Manager)<br><br><b>Dialog box keyboard shortcuts</b><br>If you press SHIFT+F8 in extended selection list boxes, you enable extended selection mode. In this mode, you can use an arrow key to move a cursor without changing the selection. You can press CTRL+SPACEBAR or SHIFT+SPACEBAR to adjust the selection. To cancel extended selection mode, press SHIFT+F8 again. Extended selection mode cancels itself when you move the focus to another control.<br> <br>* CTRL+TAB (Move forward through the tabs)<br>* CTRL+SHIFT+TAB (Move backward through the tabs)<br>* TAB (Move forward through the options)<br>* SHIFT+TAB (Move backward through the options)<br>* ALT+Underlined letter (Perform the corresponding command or select the corresponding option)<br> * ENTER (Perform the command for the active option or button)<br>* SPACEBAR (Select or clear the check box if the active option is a check box)<br>* Arrow keys (Select a button if the active option is a group of option buttons)<br> * F1 key (Display Help)<br>* F4 key (Display the items in the active list)<br>* BACKSPACE (Open a folder one level up if a folder is selected in the Save As or Open dialog box)<br><br><b>Microsoft natural keyboard shortcuts</b><br> <br>* Windows Logo (Display or hide the Start menu)<br>* Windows Logo+BREAK (Display the System Properties dialog box)<br>* Windows Logo+D (Display the desktop)<br>* Windows Logo+M (Minimize all of the windows)<br>* Windows Logo+SHIFT+M (Restore the minimized windows)<br> * Windows Logo+E (Open My Computer)<br>* Windows Logo+F (Search for a file or a folder)<br>* CTRL+Windows Logo+F (Search for computers)<br>* Windows Logo+F1 (Display Windows Help)<br>* Windows Logo+ L (Lock the keyboard)<br> * Windows Logo+R (Open the Run dialog box)<br>* Windows Logo+U (Open Utility Manager)<br><br><b>Accessibility keyboard shortcuts</b><br><br>* Right SHIFT for eight seconds (Switch FilterKeys either on or off)<br>* Left ALT+left SHIFT+PRINT SCREEN (Switch High Contrast either on or off)<br> * Left ALT+left SHIFT+NUM LOCK (Switch the MouseKeys either on or off)<br>* SHIFT five times (Switch the StickyKeys either on or off)<br>* NUM LOCK for five seconds (Switch the ToggleKeys either on or off)<br>* Windows Logo +U (Open Utility Manager)<br> <br><b>Windows Explorer keyboard shortcuts</b><br><br>* END (Display the bottom of the active window)<br>* HOME (Display the top of the active window)<br>* NUM LOCK+Asterisk sign (*) (Display all of the subfolders that are under the selected folder)<br> * NUM LOCK+Plus sign (+) (Display the contents of the selected folder)<br>* NUM LOCK+Minus sign (-) (Collapse the selected folder)<br>* LEFT ARROW (Collapse the current selection if it is expanded, or select the parent folder)<br> * RIGHT ARROW (Display the current selection if it is collapsed, or select the first subfolder)<br><br><b>Shortcut keys for Character Map</b><br>After you double-click a character on the grid of characters, you can move through the grid by using the keyboard shortcuts:<br> <br>* RIGHT ARROW (Move to the right or to the beginning of the next line)<br>* LEFT ARROW (Move to the left or to the end of the previous line)<br>* UP ARROW (Move up one row)<br>* DOWN ARROW (Move down one row)<br>* PAGE UP (Move up one screen at a time)<br> * PAGE DOWN (Move down one screen at a time)<br>* HOME (Move to the beginning of the line)<br>* END (Move to the end of the line)<br>* CTRL+HOME (Move to the first character)<br>* CTRL+END (Move to the last character)<br> * SPACEBAR (Switch between Enlarged and Normal mode when a character is selected)<br><b><br>Microsoft Management Console (MMC) main window keyboard shortcuts</b><br><br>* CTRL+O (Open a saved console)<br>* CTRL+N (Open a new console)<br> * CTRL+S (Save the open console)<br>* CTRL+M (Add or remove a console item)<br>* CTRL+W (Open a new window)<br>* F5 key (Update the content of all console windows)<br>* ALT+SPACEBAR (Display the MMC window menu)<br>* ALT+F4 (Close the console)<br> * ALT+A (Display the Action menu)<br>* ALT+V (Display the View menu)<br>* ALT+F (Display the File menu)<br>* ALT+O (Display the Favorites menu)<br><br> <br><b>MMC console window keyboard shortcuts</b><br><br>* CTRL+P (Print the current page or active pane)<br> * ALT+Minus sign (-) (Display the window menu for the active console window)<br>* SHIFT+F10 (Display the Action shortcut menu for the selected item)<br>* F1 key (Open the Help topic, if any, for the selected item)<br>* F5 key (Update the content of all console windows)<br> * CTRL+F10 (Maximize the active console window)<br>* CTRL+F5 (Restore the active console window)<br>* ALT+ENTER (Display the Properties dialog box, if any, for the selected item)<br>* F2 key (Rename the selected item)<br> * CTRL+F4 (Close the active console window. When a console has only one console window, this shortcut closes the console)<br><br><b>Remote desktop connection navigation</b><br><br>* CTRL+ALT+END (Open the Microsoft Windows NT Security dialog box)<br> * ALT+PAGE UP (Switch between programs from left to right)<br>* ALT+PAGE DOWN (Switch between programs from right to left)<br>* ALT+INSERT (Cycle through the programs in most recently used order)<br>* ALT+HOME (Display the Start menu)<br> * CTRL+ALT+BREAK (Switch the client computer between a window and a full screen)<br>* ALT+DELETE (Display the Windows menu)<br>* CTRL+ALT+Minus sign (-) (Place a snapshot of the entire client window area on the Terminal server clipboard and provide the same functionality as pressing ALT+PRINT SCREEN on a local computer.)<br> * CTRL+ALT+Plus sign (+) (Place a snapshot of the active window in the client on the Terminal server clipboard and provide the same functionality as pressing PRINT SCREEN on a local computer.)<br><br><b>Microsoft Internet Explorer navigation</b><br> <br>* CTRL+B (Open the Organize Favorites dialog box)<br>* CTRL+E (Open the Search bar)<br>* CTRL+F (Start the Find utility)<br>* CTRL+H (Open the History bar)<br>* CTRL+I (Open the Favorites bar)<br>* CTRL+L (Open the Open dialog box)<br> * CTRL+N (Start another instance of the browser with the same Web address)<br>* CTRL+O (Open the Open dialog box, the same as CTRL+L)<br>* CTRL+P (Open the Print dialog box)<br>* CTRL+R (Update the current Web page)<br>* CTRL+W (Close the current window)<br> <br> Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8269321425157036613.post-63801848551335896632009-08-17T16:57:00.001+08:002009-08-17T16:57:16.147+08:00Boss In FacebookThis is what happens if you add your boss as friend in your facebook:<br /><br /><a href="http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c350/mrzoab/Email/bossfacebook.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c350/mrzoab/Email/bossfacebook.jpg" border="0" alt="Boss In Facebook"></a><br /><br />As a conclusion, do not add your boss... :DUnknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8269321425157036613.post-78361452802131987592009-08-11T11:09:00.001+08:002009-08-11T11:09:20.812+08:00You know you work in Corporate if...<b style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);">You know you work in Corporate if:</b><br><br>1. You've sat at the same desk for 4 years and worked for three different companies.<br><br>2. Your resume is on a disk in your pocket.<br> <br>3. When someone asks about what you do for a living, you lie.<br><br>4. You get really excited about a 2% pay raise.<br><br>5. You learn about your layoff on CNN.<br><br>6. Your biggest loss from a system crash is that you lose your best jokes.<br> <br>7. Your supervisor doesn't have the ability to do your job.<br><br>8. You sit in a cubicle smaller than your bedroom closet.<br><br>9. Salaries of the members on the Executive Board are higher than all the Third World countries' annual budgets combined.<br> <br>10. It's dark when you drive to and from work.<br><br>11. Fun is when issues are assigned to someone else.<br><br>12. "Communication" is something your group is having problems with.<br><br>13. You see a good looking person and know it is a visitor.<br> <br>14. Free food left over from meetings is your main staple diet.<br><br>15. Weekends are those days your spouse makes you stay home.<br><br>16. Being sick is defined as can't walk or you're in the hospital.<br> <br>17. You're already late on the assignment you just got.<br><br>18. Dilbert cartoons hang outside every cube.<br><br>19. Your boss' favorite lines are "When you get a few minutes", "In your spare time", "When you're freed up", and "I have an opportunity for you."<br> <br>20. Your relatives and family describe your job as "works with computers".<br><br> Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8269321425157036613.post-61634295732811338322009-06-29T14:49:00.000+08:002009-06-29T14:50:01.113+08:00Funny Japan Commercial<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/D-B52PV876I&hl=en&fs=1&rel=0&color1=0x2b405b&color2=0x6b8ab6"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/D-B52PV876I&hl=en&fs=1&rel=0&color1=0x2b405b&color2=0x6b8ab6" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8269321425157036613.post-3652218543312157022009-06-04T16:25:00.000+08:002009-06-04T16:26:16.000+08:0016 Tips For Getting Good SleepThere’s a lot of advice out there about getting good sleep -- and it's very important. We quickly adjust to being sleep-deprived, and don't notice that we aren't functioning at a normal level, but lack of sleep really affects us. If you're feeling blue or listless, try going to sleep thirty minutes earlier for a week. It can really help.<br /><br />Here are tips that have helped me get good sleep:<br /><br />Good habits for good sleep:<br />1. Exercise most days, even if it’s just to take a walk.<br /><br />2. No caffeine after 6:00 p.m.<br /><br />3. An hour before bedtime, avoid doing any kind of work that takes alert thinking. Addressing envelopes—okay. Analyzing an article—nope.<br /><br />4. Adjust your bedroom temperature to be slightly chilly.<br /><br />5. Keep your bedroom dark. Studies show that even the tiny light from a digital alarm clock can disrupt a sleep cycle. We have about six devices in our room that glow bright green; it’s like sleeping in a mad scientist’s lab. I have to put a pillow over the cable box.<br /><br />6. Keep the bedroom as tidy as possible. It’s not restful to fight through chaos into bed.<br /><br />If sleep won’t come:<br />7. Breathe deeply and slowly until you can’t stand it anymore.<br /><br />8. If your mind is racing (you’re planning a trip, a move; you’re worried about a medical diagnosis), write down what’s on your mind. This technique really works for me.<br /><br />9. Slather yourself with body lotion. This feels good and also, if you’re having trouble sleeping because you’re hot, it cools you down.<br /><br />10. If your feet are cold, put on socks.<br /><br />11. Stretch your whole body.<br /><br />12. Have a warm drink. Supposedly warm milk contains melatonin and trytophan and so helps induce sleep, but in fact, a glass of milk doesn’t contain enough to have any effect. Nevertheless, it’s soothing to have a warm drink. My nighttime favorite: 1/3 mug of milk, add boiling water, one packet of Equal, and a dash of vanilla. A real nursery treat.<br /><br />13. Yawn.<br /><br />14. Stretch your toes up and down several times.<br /><br />15. Tell yourself, “I have to get up now.” Imagine that you just hit the snooze alarm and in a minute, you’re going to be marching through the morning routine. Often this is an exhausting enough prospect to make me fall asleep.<br /><br />16. If you still can't sleep, re-frame: re-frame your sleeplessness as a welcome opportunity to snatch some extra time out of your day. I get up and tackle mundane chores, like paying bills, organizing books, or tidying up. Then I start the day with a wonderful feeling of having accomplished something even before 6:45 am.<br /><br /><a href="http://www.intent.com/gretchenrubin/blog/sixteen-tips-getting-good-sleep">Source</a>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8269321425157036613.post-57990357202772324572009-05-28T08:45:00.001+08:002009-05-28T08:45:07.705+08:006 Phases Of Working<b>Phase 1</b><br>You are listening to jazz -- Your first day at work is great.<br>Your co-workers are wonderful, your office is cute,<br>you love your boss, and your President is the best!<br><br><b>Phase 2</b><br>You are listening to pop music -- After a while you are<br> so busy that you are not sure if you're coming or going anymore.<br><br><b>Phase 3</b><br>You are listening to heavy metal --<br>This is what happens after about SIX Months!<br><br><b>Phase 4</b><br>You are listening to hip hop -- You become bloated due to stress,<br> you're gaining weight due to lack of exercise because you are so<br>tired and have so much work to do and when you get home you have more work to do.<br>You feel sluggish and suffer from constipation.<br>Your fellow co-workers are too cheerful for your liking and the walls of your cubicle are closing in.<br> <br><b>Phase 5</b><br>You are listening to GANGSTA RAP --<br>After more time passes, your eyes start to twitch,<br>you forget what a 'good hair day' feels like as you<br>just fall out of bed and load up on caffeine.<br> <br><b>Phase 6</b><br>You are listening to the voices in your head -- <br>You have locked the office door to keep people out,<br>You wonder WHY you are even here in the first<br>place and WHY did I come to work today!<br> <br> Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8269321425157036613.post-80874309660575158102009-05-06T14:22:00.001+08:002009-05-06T14:22:41.129+08:00Inspiring StoryAre you going to finish strong?<br /><br /><object width="445" height="364"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/2pCF65OJ-NE&hl=en&fs=1&rel=0&color1=0x2b405b&color2=0x6b8ab6&border=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/2pCF65OJ-NE&hl=en&fs=1&rel=0&color1=0x2b405b&color2=0x6b8ab6&border=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="445" height="364"></embed></object><br /><br />A man with no arms and no legs gives a motivation.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8269321425157036613.post-55155061046775949332009-04-23T16:55:00.001+08:002009-04-23T16:55:06.430+08:00ME and My FatherWhen I was 4 Yrs Old: <span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);">My father is THE BEST</span><br><br>When I was 6 Yrs Old: <span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">My father seems to know everyone</span><br><br>When I was 10 Yrs Old: <span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">My father is excellent but he is short tempered</span><br> <br>When I was 12 Yrs Old: <span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">My father was nice when I was little</span><br><br>When I was 14 Yrs Old: <span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">My father started being too sensitive</span><br> <br>When I was 16 Yrs Old: <span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">My father can't keep up with modern time</span><br><br>When I was 18 Yrs Old: <span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">My father is getting less tolerant as the days pass by.</span><br> <br>When I was 20 Yrs Old: <span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">It is too hard to forgive my father, how could my Mum stand him all these years.</span><br><br>When I was 25 Yrs Old: <span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">My father seems to be objecting to everything I do!</span><br> <br>When I was 30 Yrs Old: <span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">It's very difficult to be in agreement with my father, I wonder if my Grandfather was troubled by my father when he was a youth.</span> <br><br>When I was 40 Yrs Old: <span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">My father brought me up with a lot of discipline, I must do the same</span><br> <br>When I was 45 Yrs Old: <span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">I am puzzled, how did my father manage to raise all of us</span><br><br>When I was 50 Yrs Old: <span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">It's rather difficult to control my kids, how much did my father suffer for the sake of upbringing and protecting us</span><br style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);"> <br style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">When I was 55 Yrs Old: <span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">My father was far looking and had wide plans for us, he was gentle and outstanding.</span><br><br>When I became 60 Yrs Old: <span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);">My father is THE BEST</span><br> <br><br><b>Conclusion:</b><br>Note that it took 56 Yrs to complete the cycle and return to the starting point "My father is THE BEST "<br><br>Let's be good to our parents before it's too late and pray to Allah that our own children will treat us even better than the way we treated our parents.<br> Unknownnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8269321425157036613.post-4336493028877481072009-04-23T09:40:00.001+08:002009-04-23T09:40:39.319+08:00Chicken Ala CarteA touching video. There are still people living in poverty like this.<br /><br /><img style="visibility:hidden;width:0px;height:0px;" border=0 width=0 height=0 src="http://counters.gigya.com/wildfire/IMP/CXNID=2000002.0NXC/bT*xJmx*PTEyNDA*NTA1MzEyMDMmcHQ9MTI*MDQ1MDU1Nzk2OCZwPTI2ODg5MSZkPSZnPTEmdD*mbz1jNDU1NDc5NGNhM2Y*MGQ*OGQ3N2IyNTc2MThmNmIxYyZvZj*w.gif" /><div style="width:400px"><embed src="http://www.cultureunplugged.com/swf/embedplayer.swf" flashvars="video=http://cdn.cultureunplugged.com/lg/CHICKEN_ALA_CARTE.flv&m=1081&u=0&thumb=http://cdn.cultureunplugged.com/thumbnails/lg/1081.jpg&sURL=http://www.cultureunplugged.com&title=Chicken a la Carte&from=Ferdinand Dimadura" width="400" height="300" quality="high" salign="b" allowScriptAccess="always" allowFullScreen="true" name="cultureUnpluggedPlayer" align="middle" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer" ></embed><div style="margin-top:5px;text-align:center"><a href="http://www.cultureunplugged.com/play/1081/Chicken-a la Carte" target="_blank">View this movie at cultureunplugged.com</a></div></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8269321425157036613.post-74035288160073450332009-04-22T09:22:00.001+08:002009-04-22T09:22:24.436+08:00Oracle's Real-Life Q & A<span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS';">Q. What if your Dad loses his car keys? <br> A. 'Parent keys not found!' <br> <br> Q. What if your old girl friend spots you with your new one? <br> A. 'Duplicate value on index!' <br> <br> Q. What if the golf ball doesn't get into the hole at all? <br> A. 'Value larger than specified precision!' <br> <br> Q. What if you try to have fun with somebody else's girlfriend and get kicked out? <br> A. 'Insufficient privileges on the specified object!' <br> <br> Q. What if you don't get any response from the girl next door? <br> A. 'No data found!' or ' Query caused no rows retrieved !' <br> <br> Q. What if you get response from the girl next door and her Mom too? <br> A. 'SELECT INTO returns too many rows!' <br> <br> Q. What if you dial a wrong number? <br> A. 'Invalid number' or ' Object doesn't exist!' <br> <br> Q. What if you try to beat your own trumpet? <br> A. 'Object is found mutating!' <br> <br> Q. What if you are too late to office and the boss catches you? <br> A. 'Discrete transaction failed!' <br> <br> Q. What if you see 'theatre full' when you go to a movie? <br> A. 'Maximum number of users exceeded!' <br> <br> Q. What if you don't get table in the lunch room? <br> A. 'System out of tablespace!'</span> Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8269321425157036613.post-14583975487090382972009-04-20T08:37:00.001+08:002009-04-20T08:37:28.423+08:00Management Course<b>Lesson 1 </b><br>A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings.<br>The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs.<br>When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbour.<br> Before she says a word, Bob says, 'I'll give you $800 to drop that towel.'<br>After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob, after a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 and leaves.<br> The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs.<br>When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, 'Who was that?'<br>'It was Bob the next door neighbour,' she replies.<br>'Great,' the husband says, 'did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?'<br> <b>Moral of the story </b><br>If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk with your shareholders in time, you may be in a position to prevent avoidable exposure. <br> <br><b>Lesson 2 </b><br>A priest offered a Nun a lift.<br> She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg.<br>The priest nearly had an accident.<br>After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg.<br>The nun said, 'Father, remember Psalm 129?'<br> The priest removed his hand.. But, changing gears, he let his hand slide up her leg again.<br>The nun once again said, 'Father, remember Psalm 129?'<br>The priest apologized 'Sorry sister but the flesh is weak.'<br> Arriving at the convent, the nun sighed heavily and went on her way.<br>On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to look up Psalm 129. It said, 'Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory.'<br><b>Moral of the story</b> <br> If you are not well informed in your job, you might miss a great opportunity. <br> <br><b>Lesson 3</b><br>A sales rep, an administration clerk, and the manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp.<br>They rub it and a Genie comes out.<br> The Genie says, 'I'll give each of you just one wish.'<br>'Me first! Me first!' says the admin clerk. 'I want to be in the Bahamas , driving a speedboat, without a care in the world.'<br>Puff! She's gone.<br> 'Me next! Me next!' says the sales rep. 'I want to be in Hawaii , relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of Pina Coladas and the love of my life.'<br>Puff! He's gone.<br>'OK, you're up,' the Genie says to the manager. <br> The manager says, 'I want those two back in the office after lunch.'<br><b>Moral of the story</b> <br>Always let your boss have the first say. <br> <br><b>Lesson 4</b><br>An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing.<br> A small rabbit saw the eagle and asked him, 'Can I also sit like you and do nothing?'<br>The eagle answered: 'Sure, why not.'<br>So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the eagle and rested. All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it.<br> <b>Moral of the story </b><br>To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up. <br> <br><b>Lesson 5</b> <br>A turkey was chatting with a bull.<br>'I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree' sighed the turkey, 'but I haven't got the energy.'<br> 'Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?' replied the bull. They're packed with nutrients.'<br>The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and found it actually gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree.<br> The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch..<br>Finally after a fourth night, the turkey was proudly perched at the top of the tree.<br>He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot him out of the tree.<br> <b>Moral of the story </b><br>Bull Shit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there. <br> <br><b>Lesson 6 </b><br>A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground into a large field.<br> While he was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on him.<br>As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, he began to realize how warm he was.<br>The dung was actually thawing him out!<br>He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy.<br> A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate.<br>Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him. <br><b>Morals of the story </b><br>1. Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy.<br> 2. Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend.<br>3. And when you're in deep shit, it's best to keep your mouth shut!<br><br> Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8269321425157036613.post-76562005197416138862009-04-07T13:16:00.001+08:002009-04-07T13:16:42.570+08:00A Letter To Bill GatesDear Mr. Bill Gates,<br><br>We have bought a computer for our home and we have found some problems, which I want to bring to your notice.<br><br>1. There is a button 'start' but there is no 'stop' button. We request you to check this.<br> <br>2. We find there is 'Run' in the menu. One of my friends clicked 'run' he ran up to Amritsar! So, we request you to change that to 'sit', so that we can click that by sitting.<br><br>3. One doubt is whether any 're-scooter' is available in system? I find only 're-cycle', but I own a scooter at my home.<br> <br>4. There is 'Find' button but it is not working properly. My wife lost the door key and we tried a lot trace the key with this 'find' button, but was unable to trace. Please rectify this problem.<br><br> 5. My child learnt 'Microsoft word' now he wants to learn 'Microsoft sentence', so when you will provide that?<br><br>6. I brought computer, CPU, mouse and keyboard, but there is only one icon which shows 'MY Computer': when you will provide the remaining items?<br> <br>7. It is surprising that windows says 'MY Pictures' but there is not even a single photo of mine. So when will you keep my photo in that.<br><br>8. There is 'MICROSOFT OFFICE' what about 'MICROSOFT HOME' since I use the PC at home only.<br> <br>9. You provided 'My Recent Documents'. When you will provide 'My Past Documents'?<br><br>10. You provide 'My Network Places'. For God shake please do not provide 'My Secret Places'. I do not want to let my wife know where I go after my office hours.<br> <br>Regards,<br><br>Banta<br><br>Last one from me to Mr Bill Gates :<br><br>Sir, how is it that your name is Gates but u are selling WINDOWS? Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8269321425157036613.post-72993547321055760182009-04-06T11:56:00.000+08:002009-04-06T11:57:31.619+08:00Transformers 2 CharactersBelow are the official characters of the new transformers movie Revenge Of The Fallen:<br /><br /><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Autobots</span></span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">Optimus Prime</span> whose alternate form is a Peterbilt truck.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">Ironhide</span> the weapons specialist, who transforms into a GMC Topkick.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">Ratchet</span> the medic, and a Hummer H2.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">Bumblebee</span>, who will now be a 2010 Chevorlet Camaro.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">Arcee</span>, the female Autobot, who will be Megan Fox's pink motorcycle. She was actualy supposed to be in the first movie, but Alex Kurtzman and Roberto Orci felt "we needed to win the audience over before asking for that suspension of disbelief: a feminine alien robot."<br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">Jolt</span>, originally a Decepticon, but in this he's a good guy. He'll be switching into a Chevrolet Volt plug-in hybrid.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">Jetfire</span>, an older Decepticon who switches sides, and transforms into a SR71 Blackbird jet. According to Michael Bay: "He's old, craggy, forgetful ... doesn't work very well. Can't transform very well, because he's very geriatric. They get stuck with him a lot. He knows the plan of the bad guys, but he forgets all the good parts of the plan."<br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">Skid</span> and <span style="font-weight:bold;">Mudflap</span>, a.k.a. "The Twins" a.k.a. Chevrolet Beat and Trax concept cars."Some of the junior Transformers are just dumb. But it's great for kids because they're like the Little Engine That Could. They're (screw)-ups, but they get really heroic at the end," says Bay.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">Sideswipe</span>, who was a bright red Lamborghini in the original will now be a GM silver Corvette Stingray concept car.<br /><br /><br /><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Decepticons</span></span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">Starscream</span>, Megatron's one-time second in command. He's a F-22 Raptor jet, and can be seen in the gallery below.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">Scorponok</span>, the memorable mechanical scorpion<br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">Sideways</span>, who is the Audi R8 crashing through a building in the trailer<br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">Ravage</span>, the mechanical jaguar. He's the one Orci and Kurtzman seem to be the most excited about. "In the spirit of 'more than meets the eye,' Ravage isn't just lethal because of his sharp teeth," says Kurtzman. "There's actually another skill set Ravage has that didn't exist before, so there's going to be a surprise for fans." He'll still be the ultimate spy connected to Soundwave.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">Soundwave</span>, who was originally a cassette player in the toys, he will now be an orbiting space satellite. "They are still connected," Orci says of Soundwave and his pet. "But rather than trying to hold onto a notion as antiquated as an audiotape, which some members of our audience have maybe never laid eyes on, we wanted to go a new way."<br />There's photos of him in the gallery.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">The Doctor</span>, a spiderlike droid who can turn into instruments of torture. He'll be set loose on Shia LeBeouf's Sam so consider it revenge for Mutt!<br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">Wheelie</span>, a small radio-controlled truck.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">Demolisher</span>, one of the Constructicons that transform into construction vehicles.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">Devestator</span>, a giant robot formed by all the Constructicons (Scavenger, Scrapper, Hightower, Longhaul, Rampage, Overload and Mixmaster) joining together."He's made of vehicles designed to build, and he turns into is someone who loves to destroy,".<br /><br />Last but not least is the title character of <span style="font-weight:bold;">The Fallen</span>. He's an ancient robot, the Transformers' version of Lucifer, whose arrogance caused him to be banished. He's the key to life on Earth and Cybertron.<br /><br /><a href="http://www.cinematical.com/2009/04/02/meet-the-transformers-revenge-of-the-fallen-robots/">Source</a>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0