Thursday, January 15, 2009

Ah Beng And Leaves

Ah Beng was walking along his work area one day and saw his friend, Ah Mute.

Ah Mute couldn't speak so he uses use sign language to communicate.

Ah Mute signalled why Ah Beng wasn't at work.

Ah Beng looked around and gathered some leaves under the tree and stood on them. He looked at Ah Mute and pointed down at the leaves.

Ah Mute was confused....

Later, Ah Sian passed by and saw Ah Beng standing on the leaves.

Ah Mute then signalled Ah Sian on what was Ah Beng was trying to say ..

Ah Sian began typing on his handphone and showed it to Ah Mute.

'Aiyo so simple, Ah Beng Is On Leave!'

Tuesday, January 13, 2009

Thundercats The movie




This is not from the real movie. It is actually a fan made trailer.
It would be great if it is real.

Thursday, January 8, 2009

Human Beatbox

Tuesday, January 6, 2009

Fuel Saving Methods

CAR MAINTENANCE

Engine:
  • Engine to be in good condition and tuned up
  • Spark plugs must be in good condition.
  • Regularly serviced, as per recommended intervals.
  • Dirty air cleaners restrict air flow into your engine.
Wheel Alignment & Tyre Pressure
  • Wheels must be properly aligned
  • Tyre pressures must be correct. Under-inflated tyres will result in poor fuel consumption.
  • Wider tyres use more fuel.

DRIVING ECONOMICALLY

  1. Minimise engine idling
    • A running engine in a stationary car gets zero kilometres per litre.
  2. Do not place foot on clutch (MT)
  3. Be gentle with your right foot
    • Accelerate gently. Excess fuel pumped into the cylinders gets blown out through the exhaust.
    • Keep the engine revolutions low; find the ‘sweet spot’ in your engine. (usually around 2,000 rpm)
    • Try to keep RPM below 2,000 rpm.
    • Minimise ‘lugging’ (rpm too low)
  4. Anticipation
    • Anticipate traffic situations, lift off when approaching traffic lights – minimise your braking.
  5. Get to 4th gear ASAP (AT)
    • Driving too slow will cause transmission downshift.
  6. MT – Get to 5th gear ASAP
    • Driving too slow causes ‘lugging’
  7. Minimise weight
    • Do not carry unnecessary weight in your vehicle.
  8. Air-conditioners need fuel
    • Run with air-cond off when the weather permits.
  9. Minimise weight
    • Do not carry unnecessary weight in your vehicle.

Monday, January 5, 2009

Letter Salary Increment

How to ask your Boss for a salary increase..?

One day an employee sends a letter to Her boss asking for an increase in her salary!!!
  
Dear Bo$$

In thi$ life, we all need $ome thing mo$t de$perately. I think you $hould be under$tanding of the need$ of u$ worker$ who have given $o much $upport including $weat and $ervice to your company.
 
I am $ure you will gue$$ what I mean and re$pond $oon.
 
Your$ $incerely,
 
Marian $hih



The next day, the employee recieved this letter of reply:
 
Dear Marian
 
I kNOw you have been working very hard. NOwadays, NOthing much has changed. You must have NOticed that our company is NOt doing NOticeably well as yet.
 
NOw the newspaper are saying the world`s leading ecoNOmists are NOt sure if the United States may go into aNOther recession. After the NOvember presidential elections things may turn bad.
 
I have NOthing more to add NOw. You kNOw what I mean.


Yours truly,
Manager

Friday, January 2, 2009

Muthu

MUTHU & THE INTERVIEWER
Interviewer: 'What is your birth date?'
Muthu : '13th October.'
Interviewer : 'Which year?'
Muthu : 'Every year.'

MUTHU & HIS MANAGER
The Manager asked Muthu at an interview... .
Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?'
Muthu replied: 'P-O-S-T-B-O-X.'

MUTHU & LONDON TRIP
After returning from a foreign trip, Muthu asked his wife, 'Do I look like a foreigner?'
Wife: 'No! Why?'
Muthu : 'In London  , a lady asked me, 'Are you a foreigner?'.. that's why.'
Wife : ?????????

MUTHU & TOURIST
A tourist from U.S.A.  asked Muthu whether any great man was born in his village...
Muthu said , 'No sir, only babies were born here.'

MUTHU & HIS EXPERIMENT
Muthu was doing an experiment with a cockroach. First he cut off one leg and told it to 'WALK! WALK!'
The cockroach walked. Then he cut off it's second leg and told the same. The cockroach walked.
Then he cut off the third leg and did the same.
Finally, he cut off its fourth leg and ordered it walk!
But the cockroach didn't walk.
Suddenly, Muthu said loudly, 'I found it. If we cut a cockroach's four legs, it becomes deaf.'

MUTHU & DRIVER
When Muthu was travelling with his wife in a motorised tricycle, the driver adjusted the mirror.
Muthu shouted, 'You are trying to see my wife, eh? Sit in the back. I will drive.'

MUTHU GOES TO HOTEL
Muthu went into a hotel. To wash his hands, he went to the washbasin.
Then when he had finished, he started washing the basin.
Seeing this, the manager asked what was he doing.
Muthu pointed towards the signboard
'WASH BASIN'

MUTHU & INTERVIEWER - FINAL PART
Interviewer : 'Just imagine you're in the 20th floor of a building and it's on fire. How will you escape?'
Muthu: 'It's simple.. I will just stop my imagination. '

MUTHU & PRESS
At a political rally, Muthu was arrested. Why????????? ???
Because a lady journalist with a badge which read '*PRESS*' pinned on the right part of her blouse walked past him... and he did it!

Never Sick Again

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